Is someone you know suffering from Rectocranial Inversion?
Rectocranial Inversion, also known as RCI, is a malignant, persistant condition characterized primarily by self-delusion.
Symptoms of Rectocranial Inversion:
Stupidity
Inability to admit fallability
Religious Extremism
If you or someone you love appears to be afflicted with Rectocranial Inversion, the quicker the treatment is implemented, the higher the chance of success. Currently, the most effective, known strategy for dealing with Rectocranial Inversion
is as follows:
Insert foot into steel-toed boot
Forcibly insert steel-toed boot into patient's rectum