Rectocranial Inversion is not a desirable trait

Is someone you know suffering from Rectocranial Inversion?

Rectocranial Inversion, also known as RCI, is a malignant, persistant condition characterized primarily by self-delusion.

Symptoms of Rectocranial Inversion:

If you or someone you love appears to be afflicted with Rectocranial Inversion, the quicker the treatment is implemented, the higher the chance of success. Currently, the most effective, known strategy for dealing with Rectocranial Inversion is as follows:

  1. Insert foot into steel-toed boot
  2. Forcibly insert steel-toed boot into patient's rectum
  3. ???
  4. Profit
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